Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Brangelina Break-Up!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
News from Brooklyn
My name is Stashy. My name comes from the fact that I was made entirely from my creator's stashed materials.
I understand a yarn tree grew in Brooklyn. As a knitter myself, I would like to examine it and perhaps spend some time there. Please don't feel uncomfortable because I am a dude. Many very masculine guys, such as myself, knit and pursue all kinds of endeavors. I am considered quite the chef--my dill and acorn stew is very popular in San Diego--and I write a mean sonnet. I enjoy long romps through cashmere and the company of females. But I'm still enjoying my bachelor status; I'm not looking to settle down just yet.
Following this little jaunt, please return me in my box. Desi has assured me she will include the appropriate shipping and I am looking forward to a day trip to Balboa Park, where I am assured there are some rockin' trees!
He's apparantly already got a new admirer--the girl who answered the phone said he was cute!
Monday, May 10, 2010
Ears? Sounds... Delicious.
Tiny says they're delish. What do you think?
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Recent Acquisitions
Friday, May 7, 2010
Stashy the Squirrel
- Make something silly.
- Be part of a game.
- Have a time element--deadline May 15.
- Chance of prize. (Not saying a huge chance--I once got a third place award in a contest for which I had the only entry. True story.)
Yeah, I'm in! Stashy will be hitting the road tomorrow morning on his way across the country. (I guess he'll be a flying squirrel!) Photo of Stashy helping with the tail part of the knitting, while he still had temporary eyes. That's right, he's got skilz! I'm calling him Stashy 'cause he's made entirely from stuff I already had... except the pipecleaner I boosted from church. Yeah, real illicit. I had three members of the staff poking through cupboards for me. Seems nobody wanted to see Stashy with a limp tail.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
How I Wind Yarn
Now, I wouldn't spit on a swift and ball winder should someone gift me a set but I would way rather spend my money on yarn so I use a manual ball winder. Super manual.
Manual (adj) of or relating to the hands
Here's my manual ball winding technique.
- Drape your yarn around an open drawer. Yep, those are my scrap bins. Ignore them.
- Butterfly-wrap a few times back and forth between two fingers.
- Slip it off those fingers.
- Fold one "wing" of the butterfly over the other.
- Wrap a few wraps around the middle. This is the core of your ball.
- Wind, sloppily. Stick a finger in there and let it get wrapped over. One of the biggest mistakes newbies make is winding the yarn too tight and stretching it. Just be a little sloppy. It's okay. You have permission. Like you need it.
- Begin your project!
This is a pattern called Rocky Butte. It's by Miss Violet and the yarn is TVYarn, the colorway is The French Lieutenant's Woman. Combining rocky buttes and France makes me think of the Grand Canyon of France, Les Gorges du Verdun. Beautiful! So I think I'll name these socks Gorgeous Butt(e). Pronounce it in a way that makes you smile.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Low(er) Carb Nut Loaf
2-3 eggs
1-1/4 cups ground nuts (a salad shooter is amazing for this)
1 cup cheese (again, good in the salad shooter)
1 clove garlic, minced or pressed
3/4 cup minced onion
1/2 tsp salt (adjust based on how salty your nuts are)
1/2 tsp pepper
1/4 tsp celery seed
1/8 tsp smoked paprika (hardly neccessary, I just like the stuff)
1/2 c bread crumbs (mine was part canned, part wheat germ, and part bread run through the salad shooter)
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Paper or Plastic?
"Paper or plastic?"
"Fur, please."

Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Aspirations

I don't like the idea of hanging back because I don't think my skill level isn't there. I can do most things. It's... other considerations.
- Materials If I want to make a big beautiful sweater coat straight out of Vogue, it's gonna take a lot of yarn. Even if I was as tiny as Hottie, it'd still take a lot. And it would be expected to match. Well, at least the washing instructions would have to be compatible.
- Attention Span Those sweater coats and bedspreads that take an average knitter six months of knitting would be long forgotten because, in case you haven't noticed, I like to work on more than one project at once. Short attention span is good for forgetting grudges, not so good for afghans.
- Portability Possibly the most important aspect of knitting for me. I think of knitting as a purse project and it's kinda hard to just drop a sweater into my purse. Unless it's a really big purse... But a big knitted purse would be a big project too...
So I guess I aspire to having knitted a sweater coat, but not to the actual knitting.
Ooh! I figured out something to aspire to: using up everything. That's right. Every inch of yarn, every scrap of fabric, every spool of thread. What do you mean, it's impossible? That's what aspirations are for!
Okay, okay. As this is a crafting blog, I can hear you asking, "Where are the pictures?"Right here, Sweetie.
Monday, April 26, 2010
History Best When Edited

- Girl meets boy.
- Girl meets boy's mom.
- Boy's mom teaches girl to knit. (Also gives her giant bag of romance novels. In hindsight, maybe boy's mom was hoping girl would be making booties.)
- Girl begins long narrow strip of knitting, ostensibly a headband.
- Romance ends.
- Girl continues knitting, making the world's longest headband, as she does not know how to bind off.
- Girl meets new boy, resumes knitting, and begins scarf for new boy.
- Romance ends.
- Girl meets new new boy. Finishes scarf and gives it to new new boy.
- Romance ends.
- Girl meets man.
- Girl marries man and has baby.
- Girl is charmed by amazing fibers and makes scarf for self.
- Repeat step 12 until need for scarf is exceeded by a factor of ten.
- Girl knits sompin' else.
- Repeat step 15. A lot.
Important information: when knitting booties in three colors, you will have six ends per bootie to weave in. I'm just sayin'.